Friday, January 23, 2015

Trends that Should Die with 2014


Short shorts. Ugh. The sinful prides of mankind. Made by lustful men to expose the divinity of women. To dishonor them. It's an evil sin which has strangled the throats of the thoughts of men for ages. Yet, only recently have they become so widespread that now everyone is convinced that revealing the chastity of girls is a means of pure entertainment. I'm here to tell you that it is not. It should be destroyed as the devil shall be destroyed. 

One reason it should be destroyed is that it was made by men to entice men. So in all, it wasn't made to benefit girls, it was made to benefit men, so that they would have something to lust after. They made it to gaze at your purity, oh girls of the earth. And you follow them by buying the clothes they make. They produce sin, and you buy into it. It is a truly sorrowful sight, indeed. 

Another reason it should be destroyed is it gives women an excuse to sin. Girls say, "well it's hot outside and all I have to wear is my short shorts." Lies! The only reason you have them is deep down inside, you enjoy exposing yourself to the lusts of men. You enjoy the attention it brings. Otherwise, you wouldn't be wearing them. You have bought into the sins of the masses and you desire with them the things of this world. 

I agree, they seem like the thing to wear on a hot summer day, however, I can assure you, there's a lot more in play here than just shorts. It's your dignity and chastity you're putting up for grabs for the men of this world. You are exposing yourself to their wants and needs. Their desires are held up on a pedestal, and you're reaching up and retrieving it for them. You have no sense of self respect at all by revealing yourself.


So, in conclusion, short shorts should be destroyed alongside the devil himself. They are indignant and frightful bits of attire. They expose the beings of girls both old and young alike. They reveal the chastity of pure virgin girls and desecrate their bodies. The attire puts girls' bodies out for the eyes of men and their sick fantasies. Short shorts. Made by men, for men.

5 comments:

Andrew said...

Sam I very much agree with you. Short shorts are the devils doing, because it is trying to promote the playboy life style, so to speak. It just dosen't help people, it hurts them. Why? Because, it will attract unwanted sexual harassment, objectification, and probably assault. But in America and other parts that are free don't look at the danger or consequences of their actions. Here think about this, a girl in short shorts goes walking down the street and this random guy (or girl) gets triggered then stalks the girl. Then when she gets to a isolated place or home. Then he abducts her and rapes and kills her. it happens all the time.

Brayden said...

Sam I agree with you all it does is destroys womens self esteem. The only reason women older and younger wear them is because they want to feel like they belong and to get attention.

Rylee said...

I definitely agree with you. Men just made them so they have something to look at. I don't think its attractive at all. It's actractive when girls respect themselves and dress modestly.

Jordan said...

I think it's women's choices to choose what they wear. I realize you have beef with short shorts. I'm not saying they're awesome, I'm just saying I think that opinions are opinions, and when you contradict other opinions you start to look like an ass.

Ivory said...

This is such a great way to finally bring it to the light.That simple it is just foul to wear such a small amount of clothing in normal social settings.I can understand wearing them at the beach over a bathing suit or the comfort of your own home,but anywhere and everywhere is not acceptibal.At least not for me.