Friday, November 21, 2014

Do/Don't Essay

Insanity

What a strange world to live in when simple your mind is not quite in the right place. Sometimes it leads me to wonder  where those little naked people ran off with it.That's ok because now you my little fleshy YOU, get to know—The does and don't of being insane.Let's first start with the three -no No,s.1 Never ever say that you insane because you'll only end up saying you aren't soon afterwords. 2. When the people  in the white coats come to take you away never tell them you can get out of your handcuff, or your straight jacket in some cases.They will only taze you. Lastly but not least, 3. Never shall I ever say this never so many times NEVER EVER EVER believe you can fly by flapping your arms Spontaneously our little spongy body's were not made with feathers.Now with the main rules covered  let me tell you the many other do,s and don'ts.

Indeed :I will give you all the free hand in You may if you do feel the urge to strip to your nickers, and dance to your hearts content. Only if you make The call if you are in your house or out of public areas.cops don't take to kindly to public nudestry.

don't:  O Please don't go about your anger by draining the  blood of flower guy. It's ok sometimes people don't carry dandelions You can get them" HEAR THIS GREAT DEAl". Right here at your very own public park. so clam your Shenanigans It'll all be O.K!

Yes: You may on rainy days go about laughing your head off walking miles into nowhere. Truthfully I advise this it Happens to be ever so calming. Plus no one ever Said otherwise just don't fetch your death.He doesn't like that at all. He is a very solitary guy.

Shan't: You break this simple rule.Never slap another mad man with a fish.He Is most likely to use your entrails  as Christmas tree ornaments.No child will sing then.We don't want that now do we...?

Please do: Welol if you must.Have the most who underfur time screaming at your monthly Avon lady."YELP THAT THY DO NOT WANT YOUR BEUTY CREAM!!!"I can promise that she or in rare atones  will run away Screaming.

I'm sorry but I must go I have nothing more to tell .As you can see I'm having technical Difficulty I can't quite type With this coat on. So about being bat shit crazy and all hay maybe someday you can ask me a few of your questions and I'll be happy to inform you of this quaint life style

8 comments:

Alex said...

I absolutely admire the insanity, makes me less alone when they speak to me from the afterlife and will continue to be my friends and stuff. Hahahahahahahahaha now I'm just putting words so I'll get extra. - whipp - meets A

Devon said...

Ya I think insanity is quite fascinating actually ha I think some people need to hit that point to actually live with all the corruption in this world they put you away for anything. Insanity is actually ok I think it's some peoples normal. I always say if I'm not crazy than im not ok haha it's fun to just be you and insanity might just be that normal so live on.

Anonymous said...

I really like that you've made it so that I can actually see you tell me theses things as if you're in a straight jacket. I also like how it seems like you've experienced these things. Good job!

Victor said...

I love this so much. Next time I' go insane I'll keep that in mind. I think it's funny and true.

Ivory said...

I must say only people who have expirianced the breaking of the mind will understand that truly its a breakthrough to us as humans.

Ivory said...

I must say only people who have expirianced the breaking of the mind will understand that truly its a breakthrough to us as humans.

Aspen said...

Ivory,
You are so profound. I think this is so deep, it becomes truly hard for people who have not been through it to understand completely. I think you have surpassed some sort of level in your mind that we humans( including me) have not moved forward to. You are amazing ivory. This is so unique, I love the ending! Thank you for writing this, I really like it.

Samuel said...

Oh truly, slapping a mad man with a scrumptious and tender fishy will only result in your own demise. How shall we force the young ones to sing. Perhaps with a shoehorn! That always seems to help everything. Insanity crunches my toes like psychotic bears whose tummies have the rumblies. I agree with not slapping another madman with your only fish. Save it! Eat it!