Do/Don't Essay

Relationships 

Let me tell you the best kept secret about relationships. It's so easy if you are loyal to the girl who you're going out with. The two hardest things about a relationship, in order of difficulty, 1. Ending a relationship is not an easy thing to do, it's hard when you are in love with a girl.  2. Being friends with your ex girlfriends. I always fall even harder for her. 

Here I have a list of things that you should and shouldn't do.  

Do: tell her that she is the best thing that ever happened to you. She needs to be reminded of that. This will help you out in the relationship. The fact is that everyone likes to be appreciated. 

Don't: flirt with other girls. It makes her jealous and she will possibly break up with you.  Plus this will get you slapped.

Do: be the gentleman. Always open the door for her. She is someone who needs to be respected. 

Don't: avoid eye contact with her father.  Always look into her father's eyes. If you don't you won't have another date with his daughter. 

Do: bring her mother flowers. This will help your case. The mother will like you.

Don't: bring the girl home late. Her father will be waiting for you and you won't have another chance to go on a date with his daughter. Bring her home a little early for good luck. 

Do: treat her with respect! She is a daughter of God! So treat her like that. 

But for the love of everything holy Don't expect a good night kiss. The fact is that the girl who went out with you might not be wanting a relationship that's serious. Her father could also be watching. This could be the last thing you do.  

If I Could Change the World

If I could change the world I would get rid of pennies, breakup songs, and Coca-Cola. I know that these sound really weird but I have my reasons.

I want to get rid of penny because it costs more to make the penny than it's actually worth. It makes me really mad. I think the world can definitely go without pennies.  Everything would get rounded to the nearest five cents.

I want to get rid of breakup songs because they're so stupid. I could care less about your breakups Taylor Swift, find someone who cares. I think your hot and I love your music that doesn't deal with your breakups.

I really hate Coke. It is disgusting!! Pepsi products are so much better. The taste, the smell, the color, and the commercials, are more appealing

These are the things I want to get rid of. I know that these are really weird things to hate but I hate them. I want them to just disappear my life would be so much better if these things were gone.

My Favorite Mistake

I have always had trouble controlling my anger. I liked this girl, I really wanted to get to know her.  I asked her out and even though it was against her parents rules she went out with me.  I called her a name that no girl should be called.  To this day I still regret calling her this. 

It all started when I started to like a girl named MaggieTanner. One day, when I finally had the guts to ask Maggie out, but before I could, I was rejected by her telling me how my friend Dylan Lewis asked her out. I was mad at Dylan at first, but I got over it.  He was still my friend, and I was still his.  I still talked to Maggie about this other girl that I liked. Ali Petit. 

I was sad and depressed still about Maggie for awhile.  One day I felt a little better.  I was not as angry as I was so I asked out Ali. We were together for about four months.  I was so happy when I was with Ali, that I kind of forgot about Maggie. I was in love and I wanted to be with Ali. She was basically the only thing that I thought about. When I think about this I was really stupid to be so involved with one girl. 

One night I get a text from her asking me if we could be friends. I was mad at first, but I got over it. I said that I would like to be friends still, Maggie was talking to Ali and found out that Ali was using me to try to make Dylan jealous.  I was furious. When I think about it now I realize that I was doing trying to do the same thing, but it was with Maggie. All I thought about was myself. When my friends asked about Ali, I referred to her as The Bitch. I now think of myself as a jerk for doing the same thing as her. 

I was gone for two years and realized what empathy was. To this day I still feel bad about calling her that word above. I have not yet apologized to her, she might hate my guts, but I know that I deserve to be hated by her. I really did like her as I got to know her better. I learned that the words that come out of your mouth are words you can't take back. So you need to be careful so you don't say something that you might regret.